Epic LLOYD - Dis Raps For Hire - Season 2 Episode 6: Jerome lyrics

Once upon a time, there was a douche named Jerome Who liked to pick on normal kids 'til they cried on their way home He spent all his time learning how to be a tough guy s**ing that much is hard work, he must have been tired! But he should concentrate on school, he can't be doing that good Pulling on sweatshirts like: "It makes me more hood!" Think that running the playground makes you own the show? You're going down the same road as peaked in Junior High Rob Lowe! So let's go, p**y! Who's the tough guy now? Wanna play insult games? Well, this is my playground! Yeah, my rides are old and rusty; trees dead and ugly Haunted by souls of those told they won't amount to nothing! Keep my monkey bars greasy; I find it comforting To watch a sleazy bully slip and go tumbling! Got a teeter-totter that'll rip your neck out of its collar Toss you round until you holler: "I don't wanna be a baller!" Cade been hitting me up about his kid sis, Sadie! Lately at her school, she been called a crybaby And a p**y, and a loser, and a b**h by that b**h named Jerome! Now I'm hunting you in your home I'm known to pick a bone in the videos coming through your phone And if you're watching this, I'm talking to you! I'm never subtle! Seen a lot of punks, now I've washed up a couple! Shoot you straight like your drunken dysfunctional f**ing uncle! (Shame!) Jerome's so lame, and just a seventh grader Professional hater before successful masturbator! (Shame!) If stupid was a cla**, you would be a test acer Pull an A+ just by placing name to the paper! Get your head out your a**! Welcome to 2015! Calling Sadie a lesbian like that's a bad thing Calling her a mama's girl like that should make her cry! EpicLLOYD's a mama's boy and I say it with pride! (Mama!) It ain't hard to see why you do the sh**ty things you do Pick on girls cause you're pissed that they don't pick you! Treat people like nothing cause you're nothing inside But today, it was Jerome who left the playground to cry Saying "Everything was fine 'til I met this one guy!" Cut to Lloyd, gleaming with a squint in his eye Waving bye from the gate with a vengeful grin Saying "Thanks for stopping by, little b**h!" The end