Enter The Haggis - Ride My Monster lyrics

Across the loch On the mountain side there lives a lovely la**ie I would see tonight But I haven't got an automobile... And my bicycle has got a broken wheel... So... I'll.. be.. Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again My monster's always with me He's my very special friend I'm going to see my la**ie Sue Magoo And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too When I was wee At the age of three That's when I noticed that there was a monster Very close to me Though at that time he was only small We grew together and now He has grown quite tall So... I'll.. be.. Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again My monster's always with me He's my very special friend I'm going to see my la**ie Sue Magoo And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too And now I am A big strappin' man And Sue Magoo and I go riding every chance we can And together we three road the swails And one day we had wedding bells But ten years later Well, things did change 'Cause Sue got angry and she had my monster rearranged And although once we were unseperable The damage was irrepreble And now he's floating in a mason jar And I swear I see him dancing when I'm playing my guitar... So... I'll.. be.. Floating 'cross the loch on my monster again My monster's always with me He's my very special friend I'm going to see my la**ie Sue Magoo And if she wants to, Sue Magoo can ride my monster too Across the loch With my monster Jock