English Dogs - Newsflash lyrics

Have you heard the latest newsflash About the d**hs In Lebanon Another forty soldiers died At the hands of American guns They had to die said the Captain They refused to conform at all And tomorrow morning at sunrise We're going to k** some more [Chorus:] Newsflash always depressing me Newsflash why's it never happy Newsflash always messing up my mind, mind, mind Have you heard the latest newsflash About the rapist on the run He's mad so don't approach him He knobs his victims just for fun Used to be a Broadmoor patient They messed up with his brain Thought he was much better now But now he's on the prowl again Have you heard the latest newsflash About the copper committing a**ault Because of his high status It couldn't possibly be his fault The jury returned not guilty O.K. PC, you're free Thanks your honour I'm grateful That's how it should be