Engelbert Humperdinck - Miss Elaine E.S. Jones lyrics

Miss Elaine E.S. Jones Is quite famous for the property she owns But the property she owns is the property of Jones And the innocent by standers How they rush with gifts to hand her Just to get a little candour off her bones Miss Elaine E. S. Jones The recipient of many sticks and stones Dumped by ladies of the town How they try to put it down But she just walks by grinning 'Cos she's on that side that's winning It's by popular opinion I suppose Oh she's a high stepping lady It's clear to anyone who knows her name It's never Yes, just a Maybe It's for sure you're gonna love her If you judge her by the cover But stay aware or from as due She's just isn't worth the price you're gonna pay She is heartless She is cruel And she'll make a fool of you If there's tenderness beneath her It's too far out of reach Sir You'll discover like the others no one owns Miss Elaine E. S. Jones