There's a function on the hill But I'm never invited The food is free But I'm persona non gratis Restless my whole life, it's my Needs against the worlds and I don't Hang up posters or see a point in Ever buying new clothes I'll never take a wife I'd rather fail on my own I love women too much To ever drag one along There's a party on the hill And I've been asked to join There's women to meet But I can't find the point There's a function on the hill But I'm never invited The food is free But I'm persona non gratis Restless my whole life, it's my Needs against the worlds and I Don't talk to new people Or see much use In letting horsesh** friendships grow