Emperor Palpatine - Orders 1-65 lyrics

Emperor Palpatine: Excellent, Order 66 was a complete success Darth Vader: ...My master, what were the first 65 orders? Emperor Palpatine: I'm glad you asked! (Bursting out into singing) Oooooh Capture me a Wookie, Kick a princess in the cookie Sabotage the espionage of a Bothan spy Activate the trash compactor Let's protect the main reactor Stab a smuggler in the jugular and watch him die Corrupt a teen from Tatooine Manipulate a Gungan and k** the Naboo's queen Trap a Mon Calamari Take a Tauntaun on safari Hit a topless bar on Mustafar with artist Ralph McQuarrie Ooooh Number 13 Find investors Number 14 Make a d**h Star While your at it draw some plans up for my d**h Star II I'll unmask a dirty Jawa Crank-call General Dodonna Clone a load of cannon fodder out on Kamino ...You know what, I'll just email you a PDF or something Darth Vader: If you don't have the time then whenever you get around to it