I really, really didn't want to wake up this morning I really, really didn't want to start the day With an obnoxious little freshman spitting in my face I really, really didn't want to fail that test this morning I didn't want to face the mounds of work I've gotta do I just wanna go home and finally get an hour of sleep or two I've got nine missing a**ignments, and eight absent days My counselors keep warning me about my GPA I guess I'm not infectious to academic disease But I've got two C's, now my parents are gonna k** me 'Cause they want me to go to college I don't even know if I'm into college What's so great about college? ...Besides the fact that you need it to survive It's Monday I'm feeling lower than my GPA Monday I'm feeling lower than my GPA Monday I'm feeling lower than my GPA And that's pretty bad