You don't always have to f** her hard, In fact sometimes that's not right to do, Sometimes you got to make some love, And f**in' give her some smoochies too. Sometimes you got to squeeze, Sometimes you got to say please, Sometime you got to say: Hey, I'm gonna f** you softly, I'm 'onna screw you gently, I'm 'onna hump you sweetly, I'm 'onna ball you discretely! And then you say hey I brought you flowers, And then you say wait a minute Sally, I think I got something in my teeth. Could you get it out for me? That's f**in' teamwork! What's your favorite possish? That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you. What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar! And then I'm 'onna love you completely, And then I'll f**in' f** you discretely, And then I'll f**in' bone you completely, But then, I'm 'onna f** you hard! Hard!