[Verse 1] Bathroom stalls for the powder nose (she loves) High heel shoes with the open toes (she loves) She's got a good time wrapped in gold (she loves) For you, for you All red dress with the devil eyes (she loves) So obsessed with the camera lights (she loves) You love her, but you can't deny (she loves) The truth, the truth [Pre-Chorus] She loves everybody Can't you tell by the signs? She loves everybody She gets off all the time It's a dark philosophy And it haunts her constantly It's a false alarm to me She's a false alarm [Chorus] False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) [Verse 2] Six inch long, 'bout three inch wide (she loves) Dolla, dolla bill is her only type (she loves) You love her but you'll never be (she loves) The one, the one Diamonds and the rings are her fantasy (she loves) She chase hearts with the Hennessy (she loves) You love her, but you'll never be (she loves) Enough, enough [Pre-Chorus] She loves everybody Can't you tell by the signs? She loves everybody She gets off all the time It's a dark philosophy And it haunts her constantly She's a false alarm to me She's a false alarm [Chorus] False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) [Bridge] She always leaves the man she loves But the diamonds are forever She always seems to be alone But the diamonds make it better [Chorus] False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)