Emma Forman - The Handbag War lyrics

You look at me like I'm the one that stole the shine away from the sun then gone and turned the rain on It's not my fault your hair is getting wet after you spent an hour doing it so solve the problem just go bald So now you take a swipe at me with your handbag you miss and fall flat laughing to the ground Now you're really paved at me you stare at me like I'm the one that just stole your last peice of bubblegum Oh yeah now it's war the handbag war Oh yeah now it's war the hangbag war Your beedy eyes get on my nerves you stare at me until insanity claims me as it's own so I throw my shoe at you aim for your head and pray that it will knock you out Your bestfriend jumps on my back, she is biting and pulling at my hair All the guys they think it's great finally the girls are getting down and sorting all their issues oh my god now it's war the handbag war Oh yeah now it's war Handbags at 50 paces I hate you and hate me so now we are kinda even Friday ends suddenly when pa**ing drag queens jump in and we are both beaten to a pulp oh my god now it's war the handbag war Oh yeah now it's war the handbag war war