{Intro: Sumit Singh Bantai} Emiway bachkana chalde ganda tera gana khotaye bantai bantai karke ye bachkana banta shaana (Ohh ohh ohh man! this was fu*king lit man} Emiway Bantai! Maloom hai na? Nahi maloom hai to sun Sun-Sun-Ha {Chorus} Kadak ban, mat ban tu dhokla Sirf pateli tu maarta hai andar se khokhla Baat cheet se baat kam sidha paisa rokla Tu tripla bithata main chalata beta chokla Kadak ban, mat ban tu dhokla Sirf pateli tu maarta hai andar se khokhla Baat cheet se baat kam sidha paisa rokla Tu tripla bithata main chalata beta chokla {Verse 1} Zhopla, To chhote uth ja tu fat fat Zindigi ke raaste mein money ka hai latt latt Galat koi karta hai to koi nahi kahta mat mat Sab khus hai is dharti mein main chadhta chhat chal {Chorus} Kadak ban, mat ban tu dhokla Sirf pateli tu maarta hai andar se khokhla Baat cheet se baat kam sidha paisa rokla Tu tripla bithata main chalata beta chokla {Verse 2} Haa! Yahin jeena hai Yahin marna hai Har eak ko, eak na eak din upar jaana hai Dil me khot rakh ke chhote pyaar kyun dikhaana hai Har kisi ko yahaan pe mudde kamaana hai Haan! Isi mein fans chuka hai sab kuch Paisa na hota beta sab hote the bohot khush Bohot kuch, Dekha maine logon ko badalte Door jo khade hai wo kal ko, mere bagal the Baat meri dil mein nahi usko le akal pe Mehnat dikhega tujhe saaf mere sakaal pe Khud ka kuch kar dusre ka naa kar nakal be Tu sahi hai teri zindigi mein agar hasi tere sakal pe {Chorus} Kadak ban, mat ban tu dhokla Sirf pateli tu maarta hai andar se khokhla Baat cheet se baat kam sidha paisa rokla Tu tripla bithata main chalata beta chokla {Verse 3} Jitna bhi dard aave sab kuch mein dil kholke sehta Main apne mein khus, main apne mein rahta Zara gaur to farmaa, kya kar raha hai tera beta Apne kamaai ka kisi ko main khaane nahi deta Mere raaste mein kisi ko main aane nahi deta Meri soch hai suljheli main samjhane nahi deta Kitne saare companies ko main gaane nahi deta Mere gaane karte khush sabko Taarak mehta ka olta chashmaa Soch meri degi tujhe ulta sadmaa Chal kar mukaddama Kyunki sach mere saar mein Tu jhooth bole daar mein Bharosa mujhe khud pe Udunga bina paar main (Ohh Meme)