Eminem - The Kiss (skit) lyrics

[Eminem] I'm gonna k** this b**h. I'm gonna k** her. I'm going to f**in' jail, cause i'm gonna k** this b**h. [Gary] Yo' man, I don't know. [Eminem] What? [Gary] I got a really, really bad feelin' about this. [Eminem] Man, will you shut the f** up Gary. You've always got a bad feeling man. That's her car right there. Just park. [Gary] Allright, just let me park. I'm parking! [Eminem] f**in', turn the car off dog. [Gary] Alright. [Eminem] Alright, we wait. [Gary] We wait for what? [Eminem] We wait until she comes out. Man, i'm gonna f**in' k** her. [Gary] Man, you ain't gonna k** nobody. [Eminem] Man, just shut the f** up dog. [Gary] What the f** did you bring that for? [Eminem] Just shut up, f**in' clip is empty. [Gary] Don't point that sh** at me! [Eminem] It's not even loaded b**h, look! [Gary] Dude! God I f**in' hate when you do that sh**. [Eminem] Ha ha, ya but it's funny as f**. [Gary] You're gonna f** around and k** me one of these days, I swear. [Eminem] It get's you every time. Is that her? [Gary] Where? [Eminem] Right there motherf**er. [Gary] Yeah, f**. [Eminem] Alright, get up, get up. [Gary] Here we go again. [Eminem] Get down! [Gary] What the f** do you want me to do get under the car? [Eminem] Yo', who's she walkin' with? [Gary] How the f** am I supposed to know? You told me to duck down. [Eminem] It's the f**ing bouncer. Did she just kiss him? [Gary] I don't think so. [Eminem] Dog, she just f**in' kissed him. [Gary] No, she didn't! [Eminem] She's kissing him dog! [Gary] No she's not...oh sh**. [Eminem] C'mon, motherf**er! [Gary] MAARRSSHH!!!