Eminem - f**ing Crazy lyrics

Eminem f**ing Crazy Hi! Oringinal bad boy on the case cover your face Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with mace I laced your weed with insect repellent better check the smellin' Eminem starts with an E, better check the spellin' with a capital Sombody grab me a snapple I got an asprin capsule trapped in my adam's apple Sombody dropped me on my head and I'm sure that my mother did it But the b**h won't admit it was her I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months And said I'm ready now b**h, ain't you feelin' these kicks c*nt? The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have the cell next to the furnace in hell I'm sicker then s**m cells with syphalis germs And I'm hotter than my dick is when I piss and it burns I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it Hit you in the head with a brick till you plummet If ya'll don't like me you can s** my dick till you numb it And all that gibberish that you were spittin' you need to k** it cuz your style is like dying in my sleep, I don't feel it (Chorus) Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is f**in' crazy, you hear me? Is f**in' crazy (Hello? Hi) Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is f**in' crazy, you hear me? Is f**in' crazy (Hello? Hi) My mic's grillin' you, staring you down with a grin to grin I'm Eminem, you're a f*g at a women's gym I'm Slim, so Shady is really you're fake alias To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens A braniac with a cranium packed full of more uranium than a maniac Saudi Arabian A highly cumbustible head, spasmatic strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed Laid up in the hospital in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran for the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai weed, lookin' Chinese With my knees stuck together like siamese Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians Pins and needles hyperdermic needles and pins I hope God forgives me for my sins It probably all depends on if I keep on k**in' my girlfriends (Chorus) Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is f**in' crazy, you hear me? Is f**in' crazy (Hello? Hi) Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is f**in' crazy, you hear me? Is f**in' crazy (Hello? Hi) Last night I OD'd on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the hospoital to get my system flushed (shucks) I'm an alcoholic, and that's all I can say I call in to work cause all I do is frolick and play I swallow grenades, take a bottle of water a day A Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be Gimme eleven Excedrin and my head'll spin Medicine'll get me revvin' like a 747 jet engine Scratch my balls till I shred the skin Doctor check this rash, look how red it's been It's probably Aids, forget it then I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows That don't even make sense, like dikes using dil*os So reach in your billfold for ten duckets And pick up your Slim Shady sh** is on rucus Somethin' somethin' somethin', I get weeded My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it (Chorus) Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is f**in' crazy, you hear me? Is f**in' crazy (Hello? Hi) Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand, a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is f**in' crazy, you hear me? Is f**in' crazy (Hello? Hi) Hi! Something's not right, I'm sorry, I'm mentally retarded Slim shady, I think that's my name Rucus Records, f**in' crazy You hear us? We're f**in' crazy! All of us Hi, Bye Night, something