Eminem - My Conscience lyrics

[Intro: Mark Avery] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart and suddenly his conscience comes into play [Verse 1: Dr. Dre] Alright stop, now before you walk in the door Of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your mothaf**in' conscience! [Eminem] That's nonsense Go in, gaffle the money and run to one of your Aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress and one of her blond wigs Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns! [Eminem] f** that, do that sh**, shoot that b**h Can you afford to blow this sh**, are you that rich? Why you give a f** if she dies? Are you that b**h? Do you really think she gives a f** if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right!) Not over this sh**, drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what Dre, I don't like yo attitude) [Hook] These voices, these voices, I hear them And when they talk, I follow, I follow I follow, I follow all these voices [Interlude: Mark Avery] Meet Stan, 21 years old. After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play [Verse 2: Eminem & (Dr. Dre)] Now listen to me, while you're kissing her cheek And smearing her lipstick, slip this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b**h's earlobe (Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair) Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? f** this b**h right here on the spot, bare 'til she pa**es out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie, Kids?) No but I seen the p**no with Sun Doobiest! (sh**, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man, f** that, hit that sh** raw dog and bail [Hook] [Interlude: Mark Avery] Meet Grady, a 29-year-old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man (What the f**?) [Verse 3: Dr. Dre & (Eminem)] Alright, calm down, relax, start breathing (f** that sh**, you just caught this b**h cheating While you at work she's with some dude trying to get off f** slitting her throat, cut this b**h's head off!) Wait, what if there's an explanation for this sh**? (What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?) Alright, Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem & (Dr. Dre)] Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes? (What you say?) What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember? (I'ma k** you, mothaf**a!) Uhh-ahh, temper, temper Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK Coming straight outta Compton, y'all better make way How in the f** you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that, aw f** it, what am I saying? Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?