Eminem - Fast Lane lyrics

First verse, uh, I'm on 'til I'm on a island My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt, I'll k** you all with kindness I k** ya, my natural persona's much worse You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y'all n******gs intellect mad slow, y'all f*gs know Claimin' you bangin', you flamin' Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya a**hole Me and Shady deaded the past So that basically resurrected my cash flow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke Though I ain't wrapped tight My blood type's the '80s My '90s was like the Navy, you was like the Bradys You still fly kites daily Catch me in my Mercedes Bumpin' 'Ice, Ice, Baby', screamin' Shady 'til I die Like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze And you only live it once So I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Damn) Let me tell you What this pretty little dame's name is 'Cause she's kinda famous And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj but I wanna stick (My penis in your an*s) You morons think that I'm a genius Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin' Try them trailer parks Crazy, I am back and I am razor-sharp, baby And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics 'Cause I'm on a rip this mystical slick sh** You don't wanna become another victim Or statistic of this sh** 'Cause after I spit the bullets I'ma treat these shell casin's like a soccer ball I'ma kick the ballistics So get this dick, I'ma live this I'm livin' life in the fast lane Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed Just enjoyin' the ride Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit At war with a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs (C'mon) My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins (Woo) I made a pact with the Devil that says, "I'll let you take me You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpses Jack Kevorkian" (C'mon) Go 'back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down My tenement, too many now To send my serenity powers Spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity Now was called Eminem but he threw away the candy And ate the rapper, chewed him up and spitted him out Girl, giddy-up, now get, get down He's lookin' around this club And it looks like people are havin' a sh** fit now Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town Did I s-st-stutter, motherf**er? f** the mall He shuts a whole motherf**in' Walmart D-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight With 5'9 [unverified] to hold this b**h down Like a motherf**in' chick underwater He's tryna d-dr-drown Shawty, when you dance You got me captivated Just by the way that you keep lickin' 'em dicks Like her lips I'm agitated, aggravated To the point you don't s** my dick Then you're gonna get decapitated Other words, you don't f**in' give me head Then I'm have to take it And then after takin' that I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin' It's gon' say 'The whole rap game pa**ed away' On top of the affidavit Graduated from master debater Slash ma**ive masturbator To Michael Jackson activator (Woo) Meanin' I'm on fire off the top Might wanna back up the data Runnin' over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer Homie, this sick, you can normally ask a hater Don't it make sense These shell casin's is just like a bag of paper Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent) Now make that a** drop like a sack of potatoes What, girl, I'm the crack-a-lator Brung ya lay to this party, be my penis ejaculator later Tell ya boyfriend That you just struck pay dirt You rollin' wit' a player You won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin' I'm livin' life in the fast lane Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down Only got a gallon in the gas tank But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now I don't really know where I'm headed Just enjoyin' the ride Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal)