Eminem - With Smiley (parody of Without me) lyrics

Intro: (Obie Trice) "Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks..." Refrain 1 2 trailer park girls go round the inside, round the inside, round the inside (Repeat Refrain 1) Refrain 2 Guess who's black, black again? Smiley's black, tell a friend. Guess who's black, guess who's black, Guess who's black, guess who's black, Guess who's black, guess who's black, guess who's black Verse 1 I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Shady no more They want Smiley I'm chopped liver Well if you want Smiley, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of seeds mixed with some hard liquor Some binaca that'll jumpstart my heart quicker Then a shock when I get shocked at the Hospital By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating When he's rocking the table while I'm masturbating (Hey!) You waited this long so stop debating 'cause I'm back, I'm on a f*g and ejaculating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me leave, or let me be me so watch me flee They tried to shut me down on EmTV, but it feels so empty with Smiley So come on you prick, jump on a dick rotate, on the dick and s** some dick And get ready 'cause this sh**'s about to get heavy I just got in all cop pursuits, "fu*k YOU DEBBIE!" Chorus x2 Now this ain't like a job for me So everybody just let me be 'cause we need a little penis envy 'cause it feels so empty with Smiley Verse 2 Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarra**ed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoner's pelvis 'Till someone comes along a mission and yells "dick" A missionary, vision is scary, could start a resolution Pollutin' the air waves a rebel So let me just revel and tact, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my a** And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my a** you ask Smiley? Well, I'm black (Batman sound) Fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter The center of perfection, back for the winter I'm interesting The less thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and resting Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my 10 cents and my a** cheeks are free A nuisance, who sent, you sent Smiley? Chorus x2 Verse 3 A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with Anybody who's taking this sh** that sh** Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your a** flipped Worse than 'em little Limp Bizkit ba*tards And Moby, you can get bombed by Dolby This 36-year-old bald headed f*g sold me He don't know me, he's too old, let it go, move over, nobody listens to Techno Now let's go, just give weed the signal, I'll be there with a whole crew full of new imbeciles I've been doped, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turn himself into a symbol But sometimes the sh** just seems, everybody only wants to disgust me So this must mean I'm Smite Smiley But it's just me I'm just smiling Though I'm not the first queen of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do Black Music so selfishly And use it to get myself healthy (Hey!) There's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers submerge But it matters how many fish in the sea When it will be so empty with Smiley Chorus x2 (Hum dei dei la la, Hum dei dei la la... la la la) x2 "Kids"