Eminem - What if I was white? lyrics

Yo I got an idea Let me go grab sticky right quick Hey yo stick, stick Yo slim shady Yo I just had like a nightmah Wait it wasn't like a nightmare It was like a good dreah Well it wasn't a good (what was it?) Hey yo I just had a crazy dream man (what?) Yo, yo I dreamt I was white! (ohhh) If he was white What if he was white? What if he was white? What - if - he - was - white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? Yo, yo What if I was white skin the same color as c**aine? Blond hair, blue eyes, the whole shibang I know one thing; police wouldn't always be watching me Pull me over for nothing, constantly jockin me (can I get your autograph?) The yellow cabs in the city would stop for me I wouldn't need collateral to buy property If I was white, wouldn't matter if I was rich or poor Security wouldn't follow me around the store Like I'd steal something (maybe he might of stole something) Because I'm black I rob and automatically a**ume I ain't got no job On my own land I feel like an immigrant If I was white I wouldn't of thought o.j. was innocent (he did it) If I was white What if he was white? What if he was white? (yo think about that) What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (for a minute) What if he was white? What if he was (what if he was white?) White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (what if he was white?) What if he was white? What if he was white? What - if - he - was - white? What if you were white? (what if he was white?) What if he was White, white, white, white, white (sticky what if you were white?) White, white, white, white, white? If I was white It would be a different world for me If I was white (umm?) what shade would I be? Would I be redneck or skinhead, preppy or high cla**? You probably live in a trailerpark and be white trash! In any case that be the ill sh** right? (yep) But there's a good and bad side of being white You can't say the n word without startin a fight (what's up my n***a?) Couldn't dance to a beat, I'd have two left feet Even if I was white plaque still have a ghetto sh** (how you doing?) Is it a myth or do I really have a little dick (nah, it's true!) If I was white, I would probably listen to hard rock And cover my ears when ever I heard hip hop (ah) If he was white What if he was white? What if he was white? (what if he was white?) What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (what if he was white?) What if he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white, white, white, white, he was white (umm?) What if he was white? (what if you were white?) What if he was White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? (what if he was white?) Yo, yo, yo, if I was white I probably wouldn't even think the same I'd watch tennis and golf and bet on hockey games (red wings man) Wear suit and ties and go to work everyday If I was white I couldn't live around my way And there probably would of never even been an onyx, sh** I be serice sippin vodka and tonix Smokin on a marlboro instead of a newport Id live in long island instead of new york If I was white, I probably couldn't dunk 'cause everybody knows white man can't jump (nope!) And probably wouldn't be able to go to the weed spot 'cause all of the dreads would think I'm a cop If he was white What if he was white? What if he was white? What - if - he - was - white? (yo you can't say that) What if he was white What if he was White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? What if you were white? What if he was white? What - if - he - was - white? What if he was white? What if he was White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? If he was white? What if he was white? What if he was white (what would you do if you were white?) What - if - he - was - white? (what if you were white?) White, white, white, white, white, white, (what if you were white!!!!) White, white, white, white? What if he was white? What if he was white? White, white, white, white, white? What if he was white White, white, white, white, white, white, white, white? Yo, what if I was white? uh