[Eminem singing] There's an intruder in my house He cut my phone-lines can't dial out I scream for police but I doubt They're gonna hear me when I shout [rapping] A couple of co*ktails will send me to jail there's a couple of cops hot on my trail But this time, when I get pulled over there's a doberman pinscher and a pitbull in the seat these pigs 'll get bit fooling with me quit fooling with me b**h, you're gonna see No pistol in the seat why it always gotta be an issue when you're me and which you're gonna see in the long run Im'a be the wrong one you wanna hara** with this limo tinted gla** flashin that flash-light on my a** where was you at last night when them a**holes ran up on my gra** rapper slash actor kiss the crack on my cracker slashed a** they took away my right to bear arms what I'm posed to fight with bear palms? yeah right they coming with bombs, I'm comin with flare-guns We as americans [Chorus] We as a Americans Us as a citizen Gotta protect ourselves Look at our sh** has been We better check ourselves Livin up in these streets Through worse and through better health Surviving by any means We as Americans Us as a citizen We are samaritans What do we get us in We better check ourselves Look at our sh** has been Take a look where you live This is America And we are Americans Im'a make Vuku bucks wearin Vuku vests Drama hanging over my head like a voodoo hex I could've been next to fly over the cuckoo's nest but you know who whith an "S" tatooed to my chest But I've innested Now I got the Industry pissy eversince me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on fifty it's funny We got a buzz spreading quicker than making paper-airplanes out of a twenty f** money I don't rap for dead presidents I'd rather see the president dead It's never been said but I said precedents and the standards and they can't stand it My name should've been ba*tard the sh** should've been plastered on my forehead with a stamp I should've been blasted I should've been had a cap pulled in my a** but I'm too swift and fast for that, I'm past it I'm too old to go and cruise Gratiot f** that sh** I done seen a fastest rap sh** and turning into some pap-pap sh** that quick snap click but this time they got f**ing auto-ma-tic (jamaican) and no one gon' test this mon Clack [Chorus] We as a Americans Us as a citizen Gotta protect ourselves Look at our sh** has been We better check ourselves Livin up in these streets Through worse and through better health Surviving by any means We as Americans Us as a citizen We are samaritans What do we get us in We better check ourselves Look at our sh** has been Take a look where you live This is America And we are Americans (SSHHH) I got a secret if you can keep it between us I tuck two Nina's under my jeans either side of my penis under my Long Johns under my Sean Johns when running with the long arm or the long long gone Im'a do five years no less than that no questions asked it might be a good idea to stop right here and quit while I'm ahead already in the red already got a steady infrared meant for my head A target on my back bigger problems than that Bin Laden on my a** he probly gone send a task I ain't gone even ask they ain't gone let me pack they ain't gone gimme my semi but I got my Whizz at We as a Americans Us as a citizen Gotta protect ourselves Look at our sh** has been We better check ourselves Livin up in these streets Through worse and through better health Surviving by any means We are Americans Us as a citizen We as samaritans What do we get us in We better check ourselves Look at our sh** has been Take a look where you live This is America And we are Americans