Eminem - s** My Dick lyrics

[Eminem] *talking gibberish* "translation" So you can s** my dick if you don't like my sh** Cause i was high when i wrote so s** my dick Two pills i pop till' my pupils swell up like two pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties A young a** man with a trash can strapped to the back of his a** So the rats can't chew trough the last pants I'm like a mummy at night,fightin' with bright lightnin' Frightened with 5 little white Vicadin Pills bitin' him I'm like a f**in' was in the hospital lost Stingin' the f** outta everything i came across in the halls I light a candle and place it up on a mantle Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the f**in' handle So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin' [Swifty]it's just to late [Eminem]Cause once you're hung from the drapes,it's curtains [Swifty McBay] I'm an instigator, 380 slug pentrator Degrading, creating murders to k** haters Accused for every crime known thru the equator They knew i did it, for having blood on my gators My weed 'll hit you're chest like a double barrel gauge I'm like a black grenade,that 'll blow up in you're face With a fifth of me, when i guzzle Remi, i do sh** on purpose You never hear me say "forgive me" I'm snatching every penny I gotta be that way n***a, face it That weed i sold to you brigade laced it You high and i make the president get a facelift n***as just afraid, handing me their bracelets Chilling in the lab,wasted I'm the type that 'll drink Kahlua and Gin-throw up on the mic Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site And even at the Million Man March, we gon' fight [Eminem] So you can s** my dick if you don't like my sh** Cause i was high when i wrote this so s** my dick Cause i don't give a f** if you don't like my sh** Cause i was high when i wrote this so s** my dick [Bizarre] I'm a compulsive lier, setting my preacher on fire Slash you're tires,flyin' down Fenkel and Meyers Plates expired, soon as i'm hired, i'm fired Jackin' my dick off in the bed of barb wire (Hey, is Bizarre performing?) b**h can't you read the flyer? Special invited guest would be Richard Pryor (Aren't you a male dancer?) Nah b**h, i'm retired f**in' you're b**h in the a** with a tire iron I'm ripped, i'm on an acid trip My Dj's in a coma for lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip (Damn!) *Dj's schratching* I'm f**in' everything when i'm snortin' It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my Pit Bull an abortion Some b**h asked for my autograph I called her a hore, spit beer in her face and laughed I drop bombs like i was in Vietnam All b**hes ares hoes,even my stinkin' mom [Kuniva] Ay-yo flashback,2 seats,2 deep up in that a** crack Weed laced with somethin' , n***a pa** that In Amsterdam we only hang out with that hasj rats At a 'Stop The Violence' rally i blast gats Be you're momma publishin', get you're a** capped The Kuniva, divide up you're cash stack Raid you're motherf**in' pockets,ASAP I don't need a platinum chain b**h, i snatched Shaq's Born loser, half thief and half black Bring you're boys and you're guns and get laughed at b**h smacker, rich rapper and their Jag's jacked And find chupped up in a trash bag [Dirty Harry] Strangling rappers to the point they can't yell Cause their crew is full of f*gs and sweeter than bake sales Wreckless, come from behind and snatch you're necklace Gruesome, and causin' more violence than 9 hoodlums I grapple you're adam's apple until it crackle Run right past you,turn around, grab you and stab you Get executed, cause i'm a loony I got a yuck mouth and it's polluted I co*k it back and shoot it I love snatching up players, thugs and young ballas Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers Brigades barricade to bring the noise While the bullets break up you're bones like Christmas Toys If a go solo, i'm doing a song with polo A big chinese n***a, screaming yo,yo!!! I leave ya face leakin' Run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin' Take a swing at the deacon [The Kon Artis] I used to tell cats i sold weed and weights I was straight until i got caught sellin' them shaped I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch you're rent I got kicked out of summer camp for havin' s** in my tent With the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order I've bin a con artist since i was swimmin' in water In Cahoots with this n***a called Fall Out Von Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb (special delivery) I signed to a local label for fun Say i got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run Ride by you in the rain while you carry you're son Call you house and hang up on you for not givin' me none Born straight up out a p**y but a son of a gun Got a reputation for havin' n***as run up they funds Used to be the type of n***a that was full of someone's 'Til i met you're fat mama, now i'm rollin in dough [Eminem] So you can s** my dick if you don't like my sh** Cause i was high when i wrote this so s** my dick Cause i don't giva a f** if you don't like my sh** Cause i was high when i wrote this so s** my dick [Eminem] s** my motherf**in' dick D-12 Dirty motherf**in' Dozen Nasty like a stank s*ut b**h with 30 f**in' husbands Bizarre Kid Swifty McBay The Kon Artis The Kuniva Dirty Harry Haha, and Slim Shady