[Intro] Eminem Slim Shady (?)in Detroit (?)with DJ Yooter, Dirty dozen sh** [Verse] Distorted, ordered by the court to be aborted Snorted, right before these vocals were recorded Morbid, too perverted Stay alerted Went to the club, murdered the first s*ut that flirted Deserted, abandoned by my mama and it hurted The worst nut my daddy ever squirted Screamin, cussin, buzzin when I'm bustin, open sores pussin I need another dose of Robitussin Fussin over nothing An army couldn't calm me b**hing like a lady Shady like a palm tree What the f** you call me, who you calling soft? I'm still fresher than you and b**h I'm fallin off I'm horny, and corny girls won't even cross my path I'm so dirty, I don't even wash my a** Never took a shower, cower from a scower Prowler, clean your house out in half an hour What's your flavor, how you want it, ripe or sour? Rifle power Snipe you from the Eiffel Tower Too much weed, I'm bout to malfunction Style's drunken, carjacking Al Duncan Slim Shady, peace