I'm ice grilling you, staring you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a f*g in a women's gym I'm Slim, cause Shady is really a fake alias To save me with in case I get chased by space aliens A brainiac with a cranium packed full of more uranium Than a maniac Saudi Arabian A highly combustible head, spasmodic Strapped to a Craftmatic adjustable bed Laid up in a hospital in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran from the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai-weed Looking Chinese with my knee's, stuck together like Siamese Twins, joined at the groin like lesbians Pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins I hope god forgives me for my sins It probably all depends on if I keep on k**ing my girlfriends