Eminem - MC Hammer vs. Vanilla Ice lyrics

1, 2, 6, 8, 10… YO ! [Verse 1: Eminem in the style of Vanilla Ice but still rapping as himself] I’m Back, to bust another fresh track You say, that I have the ability to fly Fly right pa** ya a**, when I blast Ya everytime I grab the mic, I crash a-nother rhyme it’s a crash landin’ Everytime I grab the mic, I’m kinda outstandin’ Cuz no-one can step to, I think a rhyme And I say ” Yo, what keptyou? Homie, you going too slow You’re too slow for the flow ” and I know that Eminem is returning To bust the rhyme and s**ers are learning That when I kinda go offbeat a little bit I step back to the rhyme and say That I bust a rhyme all day Make a s**a say “hey, I cannot step to you Eminem cuz you are so bad Damn, you’re the baddest motherf**er in the whole damn land” And you’re right, cuz I am And I done go offbeat, not once Cuz I grab the mic and bust for months And I don’t give nobody another turn Cuz everytime I grab the mic, I don’t let a brother burn Because he can’t step to a single rhyme that I do cuz you knew You’re through [Verse 2: Proof as MC Hammer] Yeah, yeah, oh yeah Now I grab the microphone, you know I am imperial Is the production that rocking your stereo Don’t front with me, cuz I am the boy I get on the microphone and I destroy Now you can take somebody, that’s not from Oakland Hammer, Hammer, Hammer keeps on choking, yeah I can do it right and nobody will know That I am the Hammer and I’m running the show They come from West Indies south of California I wake you motherf**ers up, early in the morning, yo front! [Interlude: Eminem, now rapping as Vanilla Ice] Yo Hammer, that was pretty good man I don’t think I can step to you man, I don’t know (Proof: That’s right!) I’ll just try but it seems like you outdo me, no matter what I do (Proof: White boy!) Here I go anyway [Verse 3: Eminem as Vanilla Ice] Here I am, back to attack the whole damn land Cuz you know the Vanilla Ice is hype I grab this mic and I rhyme all night MC Hammer cannot step to me Because I got the rhymes and I’m truly So damn hype and the place to be I’m rhyming on the mic on the M-I-C M-I-C is the abbreviation I grab the mic and rock the whole nation You know that Vanilla Ice, is so precise and I get so nice Get so nice, I start developing manners And I woop you brain like scanners Because Vanilla Ice is bad Now what got to say about that dad? [Interlude: Proof as MC Hammer] You can’t step to me boy I sell more records! I know ya’ll know. Man now gimme something yeah! FROM HERE ON, TRANSCRIPTION STILL IN PROCESS [Verse 4: Proof as MC Hammer] Seven million seven million seven million sold And dumbsh** barely even touch gold! Now everywhere I go, you know that I’m a star I’m the MC H A M M E R And you know what I am like, ROAR! [Interlude] Eminem: Fallin…(music speeds up) Proof: I’m the only one here, you s**a! (Music returns to normal) [Verse 5: Eminem as Vanilla Ice] Fallin’ on the concrete real fast Stepped in the car, slammed on the gas You drop poor grammar You can’t slam a jam because I know that I am the man The teenagers have developed to sell me Because I bust a rhyme so cleverly And you know that I bust a rhyme All the time And I told you that I have to scold you I grab this mic and get so precise And you cannot step So why don’t you get swept? [Interlude: Proof as MC Hammer] Now you makin’ me mad boy Now I’m gonna kick your a** Now you gonna know who’s on this f**in’ mic! Yo! [Verse 6: Proof as MC Hammer] I did your b**h Hammer don’t play You can’t touch this You funk with the Hammer you’ll be walking on crutches My lips may be big but I can rap better Than looking at your a**, you look like a piece of cheddar! You know who’se the best by far It’s muthaf**in Hammer with a capital R, roar! [Interlude: Eminem as Vanilla Ice:] Now you makin’ me mad. And you know what happens when I get mad? (Proof: What?) I don’t like it. I’m not scared of you, Hammer. I’m just thinking. I have to think of something clever [Verse 7: Eminem as Vanilla Ice] [Verse 8: Proof as MC Hammer] Now you steppin’ to me punk There is no maybes You steppin to me wrong and I’m gonna ICE ya baby! Now everywhere I go, on MTV Rap They know I’m the best cuz I don’t take no crap I said you s**a Stupid muthaf**a You messin with me but I’m no s**a So steppin to me white muthaf**a you’ll be broken-hearted Hammer get off the f**in’ mic!!! I’m outie! [Outro: Eminem as Vanilla Ice] You blew me out, man, you beat me