Eminem - Marshell Mathers lyrics

You know I just don't get it Last year I was nobody This year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the f** you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the f** out of here Chorus You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a f** before, all they did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run they mouth and try to take shots at me (take shots at me) Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him cause the son of a b**h won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a co*ked shotgun Drivin up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's k**ers, dressed in ridiculous blue and red like I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like they switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin startin sh** like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin with instincts to k** N'Sync, don't get me started These f**in brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this b**h retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' fashioned pa**ionate a**-whoopin and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, s**ed a lot of dick Boy/girl groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you f*ggots in public I'ma love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some sh** in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the world and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in f*ggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer f*ggot2Dope and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live twenty miles away (f**in punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you f**in f*ggots the f** out Ask 'em about the club they was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your mouth again when you ain't seen a f**in Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee Nails "Slim an*s," you damn right, Slim an*s I don't get f**ed in mine like you two little flaming f*ggots! Chorus Two: Eminem Cause I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a wrestler guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets alone if you a**holes doubt me (a**holes doubt me) And if you wanna run your mouth then come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me) [Eminem] Is it because you love me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie b**h, get off me, go f** Puffy Now because of this blonde mop that's on top and this f**ed up head that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just spunned around and did a 360 Now these kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some sh** with Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some sh** with MC Get-Bizzy" My f**in b**h mom's suin for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin sh**, where the f** you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her mattress Which is it b**h, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you {*several seconds of silence*} f*ggot! Talkin about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his a** (Uhh!) So tell me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative sues Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who never seen me or even bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the newsstand to buy this cheap-a** little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I see? A picture of my big white a** Okay, let me give you motherf**ers some help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh f** it, I'll even buy a couple myself Chorus One (2X)