"Shady!" "That's me" "Iron Mic Trilogy" "Back, with the fliest material" "Sh, Sh, Shady!" "That, that, that's me" "Iron Mic Trilogy" "Back with the, funky, beats" Packing the third eye rush you it's cyclopes They trade in their high tops for night sized white rocks Words in my right, they pa** my left ear It's solid decked out write the books for next year Bear this grenade you got stuck like virgin Who that cat splurgin' instead or rehearsin' Tough guy, DJ Travi your high rise Looking more like Ronald then the f**in fry guys Go on uptown f**ing senoritas In Taco Bell screaming "vivas gorditas!" Bring all your dogs I give em rabies They never had a chance I might chew up all their babies Pope John Paul the second, brain like Satan Have your vegan girlfriend cooking up bacon I'm obituite with that sh** that you hit Slow my flick with ya cause mine to pick wit her My nine is limpin' ya six deep when I spray rounds Hit you with twelve shots in mid air and four more on the way down The eight straight strays to a kid's hair on the playground You lay down on a stretcher (Don't get carried away now!) No pun intended, snapped out of your whip And leave it un-attended before I whip out this gun and hit it Unless you want it dented with bullet holes any minute Cause I can leave your Infinite full of those even if someone's in it Snap the airbag, hit the corner and park it You wanted a market, I got her tied up in a chair and gag b**hes get smacked and grabbed by the hair and dragged Like cave-women, while I'm grave diggin' with Marilyn Man If you got a bowl of hash better cash it Dollar signs flashin' I'ma take the last hit And if you're spitting whack sh** on the microphone I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast I'm gonna detach it If you got a bowl of hash better cash it Dollar signs flashin' I'ma take the last hit I'm flabbergasted off two tabs of acid Threw my baby's mother in a nap sack and latched it Yo, "Eon's whack now", how you dig that? Couldn't get on my record if you were street rap Get the greater rate with these rhymes I be totin' Let's go back online and jerk off on your modem I got stupid mucus from these loose lips My loose leaf leave your whole persona weak To the point when you stand up on your feet {you} best retreat Let's go back in time and steal my whole seed The quickening, did a briss at the christening I'm exercisin', to uplifting the foot stage This thing's the nicest, I keep telling you What the f** this guy on the corner been selling you? I'm e-mailing you, at the wrong website Misspelling you, break you and put the fear of hell in you Escape above you, stuff the nurse in a purse Disperse like I added too many words in a verse Slim Shady, a perverted virgin at birth {or "version of birth"} Driving off, leaving the murdered virgin at church The first person searching the earth for the motherf**er That pulled the plug when they shoulda alerted the surgeon first You don't curse and hit with your own words Leave me alone b**h! I get on my own nerves And if I don't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up Then I'm takin' off both shoes and stickin' each middle toe up (f** y'all!) If y'all got a bowl of hash better cash it Dollar signs flashin' I'ma take the last hit ("gimmie that") And if you're spitting whack sh** on the microphone I'ma snatch it outta your hand so fast I'm gonna detach it So if you got a bowl of has better cash it Dollar signs flashin' I'ma take the last hit I'm flabbergasted off two tabs of acid Threw my baby's mother in a hatch-back and latched it Any disease out there I'm willing to catch it Slim Shady All praises To the High & Mighty "Slim Shady" "naughty rotten rhymer" "Mr. Eon" "illest rhyme dropper" "Slim Shady" "naughty rotten rhymer" "Mr. Eon" "illest rhyme dropper" "Slim Shady" "n', nau', naughty, ro', ro', rotten rhyme, rhyme, rhy', rhymer" "Mr. Eon" "illest rhyme drop, drop, drop, dro', dro', rhyme dropper"