Eminem - Crazy lyrics

[Intro] Hm crazy They say everybody deserve a shot at love That's bullsh** You live your entire life as a miserable b**h Then you deserve to die a miserable b**h Fack you Good lookin' Em Jump fast(?) Trick Trick [Verse 1: Trick Trick] Chick(?) to the waitress being me I frequent the joint so she sees in me More than an average customer I trusted her To bring to me what I ordered Even a bottle of water Met her in a (?) grabbed my (?) All these legs and thighs That catched my eyes I got my mind on this five foot one 1-23 I lead her home to go out to see Her ride the beat without the poles She don't serve for free She out for dope The hustles(?) is clean and respectable But (???) But the way she came, whenever I called Or waved my hand, you gotta understand This (?) right here, had me gone I knew(?) one day I drive her home The day then came that she sat with me It was a saturday, the club was empty V.I.P. room, all alone 32 shots of patron (Damn!) I know she gone, she can't drive Big old(??) (??) Takes us home, I can't lie I wanna bone, but I'm to high Not that I would take advantage of her Cause I got patience and planning for her Sunday morning she left my crib She had to leave to get home to the kids She rolled with me, spent the night So why would I believe otherwise [Hook: Throatslash] I won't let them hate me (?) She wanted a baby (?) She's calling the police I won't let them take me She knew I'd fight back I know she was like that She scrambled(?) a signature I swear she ain't write that The way she was safety(?) The way she could play me Boms(?) are closing in, i'm patiently waiting She offered to pay me I thought it would ..ay(?) me Despite what she may be That woman is crazy [Verse 2: Trick Trick] I like the fact that she laid with me She said she had something to say to me So much for the layout, so much for the plans To my surprise, she got a man Told me she was on her way to breaking up So the vision of me and her waking up After making love Was far from d**h The night was young, we laid in the bed She had to leave to get home to him Aggravated when I'm her thinking alone with him She on the phone with him Touched (?) dog but she's s**ing on my lollipop (Damn!) Can you believe this sh**? (What?) I am leaving this Cause I can't see her leaving him (hell no) It's been six months And all me and her, whatever we did was f** And that's whats up I got me one, but not the one that I'm speaking of I'm out for love, but not with her I've found me one that that get me what I'm dreaming of I told it all out front of her line(?) She told me no, she needed more time (What?) I came to gree(?) this falling(?) yet She keeps seducing me, calling for s** Starting to pig(?) with a men at home When all she did was trip when she had my phone Like:"Who's that?, Who's this?" Well, who is she to check(?) about another b**h? (What?) I couldn't take another step further with (That's right) This ignorance, she had to go I told her to leave, she told me no I forced her out, then slammed to door [Hook] [Verse 3: Trick Trick] So whatever this is, it had to stop I knew for sure that she called the cops (What?) They came to the door with a:"Knock! Knock! Knock!" I thought it was her man, so I co*ked my Glock Y'all know me I asked her boat(?) Damn police, you wouldn't believe what this men told me Told me he loved to see me go When all he had was a P.P.O.(?) Slammed my door, now I'm pissed of about that ho But that didn't take the cake or change the flight Thief in the middle of the night This last (??) Benz Stole a sim-card and called my friends Took a picture of her(?) ultra sound With a note attached:"What you gon' do now?" Sought me out with my brand new chick She rode upon me:"Is that your b**h?" Told me she wanted to k** herself Eat a shotgun and and k** herself I pa**ed(?) for gas Grabbed the .45 from out the stash If she chase me then that's her a** You can't catch me in my car too fast Hold my cash(?), text my phone Now i'm hurt(?) b**h told the feds That I got the word(?) Called my lawyer, checked it out The alpha b**hes(?) outside your house Now this gon' get you most of all She asked the judge and she post a bond(?) On my behave she spoke up It's 7 AM and I woke up (coughing) Man Pfeww Hell no Gotta get my a** up [Hook]