Eminem - Conglomerate lyrics

I wasn't born mean I was pushed to treachery I walked the streets looking for some puss to fetch me I like a veggie brain, turn to mush, I'm edgy Edgy enough to give Reggie Bush a wedgie If he don't give me Kim things could get messy So pa** that a** to me, let me squish the left cheek And pressed against the right one till it's smushed against me And leave a dead body in the woods the MC With the Christopher Reeves beef, we started off on the wrong foot Or should I say fake leg, made outta wood? I shouldn't, yes I should Riding through the hood, I'm chilling with Westwood I'm quite mellow, a white fellow My pee is bright yellow, I like jello, I'm like hello To a cute little dike on the mic, I'm kinda like Iron Mike cos I bite earlobes Me and Westwood blasting off Jacking off in a pair of Acid Wash, bumping Asher Roth Crusin Gratiot till I damn near crash the car Tryna smash a moth on the dash, hit the overpa**-went off Over the bridge, into on coming traffic Caused a ma**ive 42 car pile up, not a scratch at all Hocked up holding a axe and saw Jason mask is off but my face is plastered in Tabasco sauce Spitting flames, kicking fire out ya a** Ya little ba*tard, you can pa** it on, I'm battery acid dog You don't wanna get my a** ticked off I'm harder than playing basketball when I'm going through crack withdraw Dick's so big it's like elastic I tie it in a knot and it looks like Mr. Fantastic Crossed the path of plastic man, with a drastic force and went spastic Put my penis on Cla**ic Sports