Eminem - Christopher Reeve lyrics

Eminem- Yeah ... Definately definately definately dope... Definately definately K-Mart Yeah Yeah You find me offensive I find you offensive for finding me offensive hence if I should draw out a line any fences if so to what extent, if any, should I go? cause it's getting expensive being on the other side of the court room on the defensive they say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses I say you're all just too god damn sensitive it's censorship and it's downright blasphemous let's end this sh** now cause I won't stand for this and Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither and let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either he used to be like a hero to me I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator Right next to Darth Vader and Darth must have put a hex on him for later I feel like its my fault cause of the way that I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther I k**ed Superman I k**ed Super... Man and how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite the green chronic (Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man Now in the bible it says thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed have h*mos**ual s** unless of course you were given the consent to join in then of course it's intercourse and it bis**ual s** which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions either before, during, or after performing the act of that which is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases that are more used by today kids in a more derogatory way but who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say let ask Dr. Dre Dr. Dre (what up?) I got a question if i may (yeah) is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yeah) and watch his bu*t bu*t when he tees off (yeah) but but i aint done THAT in football a quarterback yells out hut hut while he reaches in another grown man's a** grabs on his nuts, but just what if it was never meant, it was just an accident but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in his teeny, tiny, little, round hiney and he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit and I don't need to go into any more details but what if he pictured it as a female's bu*t is that gay? I just need to clear things up til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because... (Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man You find me offensive I find you offensive... sh** this is the same verse, I just did this when am I gonna come to my good senses? probably the day Bush comes to my defenses my spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby and my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop a** canister god damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yeah) anyway anyway I don't know how else to put it this is the only thing that I'm good at I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it high-five Nick Lechey stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away and as she flew around the room like a balloon i'd grab the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and to my headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch with a peanut bu*ter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich and I don't even gotta make no god damn sense I just did a whole song and I didn't say sh**ttt (Chorus) Cause i aint got no legs or no brain nice to meet you hi my name is... i forgot my name my name was not to become what i became with this level of fame my soul is possessed by this devil my new name is... Rain Man