Eminem - 2012 Something From Nothing: Art of Rap Freestyle lyrics

How the f** he got an Oscar Pa**ed out in his red Mazda With his f**ing head in his pasta In the parking lot of K-Mart plaza Across from the Red Lobster Looking like the Loch Ness Monster Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster Talk is cheap, it costs less to gossip I'll probably be a lot less hostile If you snots kept your schnozzes out the air holes You'll get f**ed in all seven holes Ass, mouth, p**y yeah, both ears and ha yes nostrils At the OzzFest with Nas Bumping Das EFX in a wrecked up Datsun And dropped two extra strength Watson Vicodin out my pocket They cost less I'm a hot mess Cause I tripped and got my head stuck In a wasps nest in the process, awesome Drunk as f**, one sock Pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves But I keep dropping my f**ing binoculars Got two f**ing Hydroxycuts And four oxi's stuck in my esophogus These three lesbian little stocky s*uts Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks Started screaming "serves you right you co*ky f** That's what you get for mocking us Ain't as cool as you thought you was" b**h all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock Said it was a sock puppet So no strings attached You can all s** it Chicka get it, ah f** it sh**'s bout to get as hairy as motherf**ing Chewbaca's nuts co*ks**as