"I'm not a crook", the man once said Well let me tell you something, he lied One day I caught something on tape I shouldn't have done it, now I'm unloved Here's what I wouldn't do I'd send my tapes to Nixon Cause he probably wouldn't listen He'd look at all my film and say "I'm not a crook" I'd send my tapes to Nixon Here's a little story that I don't really like The president wants light, thinking it was for the better I don't know much about it, but my parents still remember That day on April 30th, 1973 Here's what I wouldn't do I'd send my tapes to Nixon Cause he probably wouldn't listen He'd look at all my film and say "I'm not a crook" I'd send my tapes to Nixon Now these days I wonder was it really that bad "Deportation to John Lennon", he said "A man is not finished when he is defeated", he said It's just my opinion but I don't exactly know Here's what I wouldn't do I'd send my tapes to Nixon Cause he probably wouldn't listen He'd look at all my film and say "I'm not a crook" I'd send my tapes to Nixon