[Chorus] Girlfriend now I have a girlfriend now No way, no how I get a girlfriend now [Verse 1] I remember it vividly, love I've been walking erect Since the moment we met And I caught your eyes To my surprise (your white thighs) Hebraic neuroses ceased to be An angel's conversing with me The new attractive to me Is divine And even if your Friends don't understand No matter what I'll always be your man And even if you go You know, you'll leave me Feeling grand Yeah, yeah [Verse 2] I'll need new contraceptives (green eyes) I found god when you left him (green eyes) Let's spend the night (entwined) Out on the boardwalk (in sickly summertime) Like the yin and the yang Of the afikomen You're the omen That all has changed That was deranged And even if you stomp me 'til I'm sore No matter what I'd bleed to be your who*e And even if the cancer grows 'til we explode I'm yours [Chorus] Girlfriend now I have a girlfriend now No way, no how I get a girlfriend now, okay Well, from here on forth, I'm yours And even if your whisper Eats my ear Your voice shall be The only song I long to hear And even if you Fear the end Our sacrament of Salmon and Irish beer Will still be here [Chorus] Girlfriend now I have a girlfriend now No way, no how I get a girlfriend now Girlfriend now I have a girlfriend now No way, no how She's my girlfriend now (Boy, I need your love So give it to me Boy, I need your touch So lay it on me Boy, I need your love I need your touch I'm yours)