Not that I'm that hard to please But lately when I hit the street It's hum-de-dum (Hum-de-dum-de dum) When the hard times hit They hit the biz The hardest hit make the best of it Strong dollar stockbroker right to the bottom Sink down with your boomtown High water realtors arrive With numbers over their eyes Stopwatch hearts Good God I love the party-starved Businessmen with stopwatch hearts They don't beat (They tick) They don't beat (They tick) Good God I love the party-starved Businessmen with stopwatch hearts They don't beat They don't beat 'Round that corner Down the street There's a dive where working girls retreat From their hum-de-dum (Hum-de-dum-de-dum) So tilt that felt hat to the side Thrift store 3 for .99 Gonna get me one Gonna get me one (And get it every night) Strong dollar stockbroker right to the bottom Sink down with your boomtown High water realtors arrive With numbers over their eyes Stopwatch hearts Good God I love the party-starved Businessmen with stopwatch hearts They don't beat (They tick) They don't beat (They tick) Good God I love the party-starved Businessmen with stopwatch hearts They don't beat They don't beat Good God I love the party-starved Businessmen with stopwatch hearts They don't beat (They tick) They don't beat (They tick) Good God I love the party-starved Businessmen with stopwatch hearts They don't beat They don't beat (They tick) So tilt that felt hat to the side Thrift store 3 for .99 Gonna get me one (And get it every night)