Emilie Autumn - Girls! Girls! Girls! lyrics

Step right up We bring to you the finest entertainment And I am pleased to be your humble servant Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality Step right up We've something here for everyone's enjoyment I do this as a gift, not for employment A portrait of insanity, approach with your humanity Come see our girls, crazy girls If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Those girls, crazy girls They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal Tickets cheap, it's a crime And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Come see the girls, girls, girls Some of them are really quite attractive as you'll see Some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye And that one, let's just keep walking by These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply Grab another cup of tea, and follow me To see our girls, crazy girls If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Those girls, crazy girls They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal Tickets cheap, it's a crime And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Come see the girls, girls, girls Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide? For a penny more, go on and ask, we have nothing here to hide Quiet down! You, sir If insanity's primarily a femininish malady And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact Then according to the medics, are they faultier genetics? Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract? It has all to do with reproductive organs Which are naturally unstable in a dame You see from lunar, we have lunacy and lunatic, and loony And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony I have a question! Shoot! Has any patient ever been released? Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior would decrease? For the good of our society, they aren't to reproduce So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose Come see the girls, crazy girls If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Those girls, crazy girls They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal Tickets cheap, it's a crime And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Come see the girls, girls, girls Some are born mad Some achieve madness Some have madness thrust upon them This is the real thing my friends, guaranteed, 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill! Accept no imitations For a little extra on the side, we can arrange For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates We've got pills for depression, obsession, aggression, possession, indiscretion There's a bloody pill for everything nowadays! How big is a lady's brain? It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain This seems just a bit inhumane It's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain They're really more like animals than people Which has been proven having any souls at all The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior And these are only useful in a seedy music hall They don't bite, well they might I say this one does look hungry tonight So get your picture with an inmate But be sure she's locked up tight They're practically wild, sir Protect your child, sir They don't recall the taste of freedom They're just happy if we feed them So point and laugh, it isn't bad They oughtn't mind because they're mad! If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls You're welcome to enjoy Our girls, crazy girls If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Those girls, crazy girls They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal Tickets cheap, it's a crime And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time I've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut Your corsets tight, your morals high Your knitting neat, your yappers shut This is what comes of over-educating Mentally over-stimulating Too much serious conversating Organized religion-hating Sinful over-copulating Marriage without pro-creating Girl-on-girl caught lesbiating She was caught while masturbating They all mind manipulating Chronically hallucinating Certainly there's no debating Some we just find fascinating Women's rights facilitating Independent thought creating She just may be complicating Get your money out we're waiting To see those Girls! Girls! Girls!