Emerick Scotty - Where's My Beer? lyrics

You ain't over there at your sister's. You ain't on my telephone line. You ain't nowhere around and I just found out, You ain't the only thing that's hard to find. Where's my beer? Oh dear. I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here, But it's not there, And things don't just disappear right into thin air, Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care. Where's my beer? I guess you wasn't just whistlin' Dixie, When you said we were over this time. And you just had to go, now wouldn't you know? Not only have I lost my mind, But where's my beer? Oh dear. I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here, But it's not there, And things don't just disappear right into thin air, Like you: you're off somewhere and you just don't care. Where's my beer? Oh Lord. Instrumental Break. Where's my beer? Oh dear. I coulda swore that I set the thing down right over here, But it's not there, And things don't just disappear right into thin air, Like you: you're off somewhere, out on the tear. You just don't care. Girl, I swear, it just ain't fair, There was one right there, But where's my beer?