Woke on Monday morning A very special day Had myself an interview Honest work for honest pay I walked to my Toyota As handsome as you please And found within, to my chagrin Fairies stole my keys! I've seen them in the kitchen And all around the floor They kept a nice apartment Just behind the pantry door I thundered and I rumbled I ranted and I screamed I swear I heard their laughter when Fairies stole my keys! Never try to tell me that fairies don't exist I've seen them in the forest And playing in the mist But if you disrespect them They'll bring you to your knees I swear I learned my lesson when Fairies stole my keys! I left them on the table Like every other day There's plenty of other shiny Things they could take away Why must they mess with my success And threaten my career And when I listen closely What's that jingle that I hear? I've left them cream and bu*ter And other opportune I've left them gold and silver But they've never fixed my shoes No matter how I begged them to They just ignored my pleas No mercy from the little folk Fairies stole my keys! Never try to tell me that fairies don't exist I've seen them in the forest Out playing in the mist But if you disrespect them They'll bring you to your knees I swear I learned my lesson when Fairies stole my keys! I guess I really owe them one I never got the job I started playing music in the Coffee shops and pubs I've traveled all around the world And lived a life of ease Since one time, for a little while Fairies stole my keys! Never try to tell me that fairies don't exist I've seen them in the forest Out playing in the mist But if you disrespect them They'll bring you to your knees I swear I learned my lesson when Fairies stole my keys! I swear I learned my lesson when Fairies stole my keys!