I got called down to Dumbledore's office I got in trouble for a spell gone bad I got pickled by a Polyjuice potion Just before I got another Howler from Dad I got whacked by the whomping willow I got bit by a three-headed dog I got slammed by a Slytherin bludgeon But life's OK, I got a chocolate frog Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog Snape gave me a dark arts detention I couldn't make the quidditch team Malfoy called me a name I shouldn't mention Divination cla**es make me want to scream They all said I was doomed and defeated Hagrid make me walk thru a spidery bog I found out my uncle is a werewolf But life's OK, I got a chocolate frog Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog It's a hard life for a wanna be wizard Days of dull potions And rewards are few I'm gonna buy a bu*terbeer at Hogsmeade tavern and Share my chocolate frog with you I don't have a nimbus 2000 I couldn't find the Sorcerer's Stone I got snubbed by the Order of the Phoenix You-know-who will never leave me alone You can keep your nose-bleed nougats You can have those licorice wands I wouldn't trade a ton-ton toffees Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog I got the evil-eye from Mad-eye Moody I got a burn from a blast-ended skrewt I don't think I'm gonna pa** Potions My familiar doesn't give a hoot After I make my Gringott's deposit I'm headed home in a flue powered --- I'm going back to my stairwell closet But I'm taking one treat I got a chocolate frog Life's OK, I got a chocolate frog I said, life's OK, I got a chocolate frog