Elzhi - Weedipedia lyrics

[Intro: Parole Officer] Yeah, you made bail boy You need to stay your a** up out of trouble Don't let me catch you back up in here man Smoking on all them reefers and sh** Sign right here, take these, call this number And if you hear your color called You got to come in that day and drop And you better not drop a dirty, boy Or that's your a** [Verse 1: Elzhi] I got flicked by the hooks pointing the Prada look Off a dutchie Caught the munchies, but was too high to cook In front of my crib parked I heard "ten fo', roll down the window" And I flew a thick cloud of endo They cuffed me And booked me 20 minutes roughly In my mugshot, my eyes bloodshot, I'm looking scruffy Was locked up, couldn't doze, my nose stuffy I'm thinking if they tow the whip all I got is my Huffy sh**, I'm not Puffy That night was a toughy The cover like sandpaper, the pillow wasn't fluffy Whoever ratted, it was horribly done Anyway, it's morning now so we back to where the story begun I'm grabbing my things half asleep I'm searching for my keys, I had to laugh to keep From crying, while the car sits, the battery's dying And I'm trying 'bout buying a cheap suit to put a tie in In this court date that came up quick, time was flying I'm at the stand no denying in my replying I'm ordered to take a piss test And cla**es on not to twist cess to resist stress; how I get in this mess? I'm thinking all this over marijuana? That's when he hit me with community service "I'll be there your Honor." Fake Judge Matthews, Muppet Show "Hypocritical rap ba*tard, you probably high right now" So they a**ign you this color with the number to call it Then take your money so you can't save some with your wallet Sixteen for a drop, damn they making G's Not only taking fees, they had me cleaning out gyms or raking leaves on my aching knees I hit up Fess [?] to help me get my car back He was breaking trees (let's roll up) He came through with a cigar pack, he lit it, I hit it And now I'm craving a shake and double bacon cheese [Outro] Hah. Wait Did I just? Damn, I was dreaming, man I'm tired of this sh**, man I can't wait until this sh** is over with f**