My baby thinks she's French My baby thinks she's French She plays a Spanish guitar At the coffee bar She's takin' self-defense My baby thinks she's French She like the rose perfume In the afternoon with her chocolate mints She thinks she's French, she likes to kiss and kiss Her flame is hard to quench My baby thinks she's French My baby thinks she's French She drive a Citroen car She sings me "Ooh-Wa-Wa" She's prone to accidents My baby thinks she's French Well, it's Paris this And it's Paris that, it makes me cringe She thinks she's French, she likes to kiss and kiss Her flame is hard to quench My baby thinks she's French My baby thinks she's French She reads Mademoiselle And when the clock strikes twelve She wants to give me a pinch My baby thinks she's French She's a Texas doll She likes shopping malls where the mood is French With a southern drawl They say "Come back, y'all" And they never even flinch My baby thinks she's French My baby thinks she's French She wants to start a fire In the Eiffel Tower She's lost all common sense My baby thinks she's French She likes the Moulin Rouge When the sun shines through She seldom squints She breeds magnificence