Tony is a Capricorn, a leader of men And he has a kinda stubborn streak But when it comes to the opposite s** Tony's kinda shy and weak Oh, but he can be hot stuff See the look on his face If you want a wedding It's him you've gotta chase Uh, uh, uh Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac The future is in those little signs of the zodiac Michael is a Scorpio; he can't make up his mind Poor boy he can't decide at all He wants one girl and then another Soon there'll be none left but mother Oh, but, Michael, that won't do That just won't do at all You can't marry your mother Your mother's much too tall, ha ha, ho ho Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac The future is in those little signs of the zodiac Billy is a Libra, a sign of love Billy has a one-track mind He's great in the kitchen and never complains He's the happily married kind Help is there in your future if you just look around You don't know your astrology from a hole in the ground Signs of the zodiac, signs of the zodiac The future is in those little signs of the zodiac