Elro - Random Sandy Places lyrics

[Verse 1: Elro] I'm on my way to the coast to make the most of the heat My skin is white as a ghost I need the roast heat At 5 up my five door its time for Me to get that AC on, we'll get high more Blue skies, big birds flying over my head I dread staying in the sun cause my skin goes red Creamed up, it seems that my beer gut its holding me back Cause I want s*uts which is weird but Weird bu*ts can be feared but fear not You'll have a laugh in the sack, so lift your beers up Roughed up we arrive at the coast My mate's barfed up and now is starting to boast For some reason my head's not in the right place Sprite taste in my mouth seems a slight waste Flip flops I notice a rip in my top sh** it's all gone wrong time to swap [Hook] Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed I can't work out if birds are clocking or they laughing at me It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea Oh, how I [Verse 2] Beach ball I feel tall and wiry The chicks looking at my mates won't admire me I sit down, her skin's brown, she's shyer than me Maybe I should slim down and maybe drown in the sea Either way I'll smell, shellfish around me Well not if she's clean but now I'm doubting My head down, I reach down and then I skin up a b**h She gets and whiff and smiles and comes over and sits 'you smoke green?' I said yes I mean to smoke less When I'm lean my head feels the best I pa** the biff, we laughed on the cliff We exchange thoughts and past times, I'm half stiff She says she knows a good cave I can visit My heart beats with the thoughts I envisage As we arrive the tide is high High as a kite we start kissin' [Hook] [Verse 3] She puts my hand on her chest then as I fumble her breast I clock two more chicks guarding the birds nest Not the birds nest I wanna get into I wanna get into hers, it seems simple She unbu*tons my shorts I feel awkward There's all types of sea life, we move forward I slide up, slide in tweet hash tag win sh** that hurts, feels like a sting We hesitate and investigate what the pain is She got sand on her body in strange places Strange thing, but we go again and embrace it But the look on my face is replaced with concern My sunburn is spread to my dick I packed 'after sun' but no 'after chick' I'm gonna have to be honest here we clicked But b**h, you got sand around your clit [Hook] Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed I can't work out if birds are clocking or they're laughing at me It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea Random sandy places in the sun smoking weed I can't work out if birds are clocking or they're laughing at me It was never gonna be the day I planned it to be Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea Oh, how I do love to be beside the sea Oh, how I