[Sample] L.A. Bartender: Do you know what time it is? You should be drinking coffee You are a young guy You know, it is none of my business, but if you could see what I see, you would not be doing this to yourself I understand what you are saying I appreciate your concern It is not my attention to make you uncomfortable Please, serve me today, and I will never come in here again If I do, you can 86 me [?]:Stop f**ing with me! I can 86 you anytime I want to L.A. Bartender: I don't give a f** what you do [?]: That one's on the house, son