[Intro] Grandma got runned over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog And we'd begged her not to go But she'd left her medication So she stumbled out the door into the snow When they found her Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack There were hoof prints on her forehead And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back Grandma got runned over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (On her way home) You can say there's no such thing as Santa (Say there's no Santa) But as for me and Grandpa, we believe (Lord, we believe) Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been takin' this so well See him in there watchin' football Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle It's not Christmas without Grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just can't help but wonder: Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Grandma got runned over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (Midnight before Christmas) You can say there's no such thing as Santa (Say there's no Santa) But as for me and Grandpa, we believe (Lord, we believe) Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And a blue and silver candle That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbors "Better watch out for yourselves They should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves." Grandma got runned over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (Minding her own business) You can say there's no such thing as Santa (What do you mean there's no Santa?) But as for me and Grandpa, we believe (Lord, we believe) Sing it, Grandpa! Grandma got runned over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (Minding her own business) You can say there's no such thing as Santa (What do you mean there's no Santa?) But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Sing it, Grandpa! Oh As for me and Grandpa, we believe (We believe in Santa Claus.)