Oh I wish I kept myself a little better company Oh I try to put a good face on it Someone better come for me Give me something good to do Show me where to put my hands Tell me I'm in love with you Keep me on the bed stand Dress me like the other boys Tell me when my shirt's on wrong Show me where I'm wearing thin Help me get along Oh I wish I kept myself a little better company Oh I try to put a good face on it Someone better come for me Take me to the movies Ask me if I've left the house Keep me from the sh** I eat Ask me if I'm working out Bring me to the backyard I forget it's there sometimes Open up the windows And keep me in the light Oh I wish I kept myself a little better company Oh I try to put a good face on it Someone better come for me Be patient when I'm difficult But leave me if you have to I know why you'd have to I hope you don't have to Oh I wish I kept myself a little better company Oh I try to put a good face on it Someone better come for me