Ellesquire - On The Prowl lyrics

Oh yeah I'm on fire when I go to the night clubs My pick up line is "So do you like stuff?" If they are keen they're probably a mindf** Or they're fine but they've turned dyke knowing my luck I'm going right up to 'em like "Hi" But I never have a follow up line So I just eye 'em up Well can I buy you a drunk I mean buy you a drink I mean sh**, nah, f** I'm trying to think of something witty to say And she's like "Whatever" I told her "Baby you could've been mine forever" I came on too strong Played on too long and found myself dancing to Akon's new song Drunk as all f** Still trying to get my groove on Bouncer comes up "Sir can you please move on, you're too drunk it's time to call it quits" I says: "Too drunk? It's only my fourth of fifth, plus you're interrupting me, I'm trying' to talk to chicks" He says "That's not a girl, you're talking to the wall you dick" Ahh sh**... "No wonder she was such a good listener, about to start kissing' her and get all of her digits, but you interrupted!" He didn't find it funny He kicked me out the club and then he punched me in the tummy He's calling me a smarta** and a drunk bum Said "I'd rather be a smarta** than a dumb c*nt" (ehee no you didn't?) No I didn't But I think it's probably what I would've said if I was bigger Full of liquor I move on to the next pub I'm not gonna go home I've gotten all dressed up (chorus) It's me Single and I'm on the prowl I wish that I could mingle, I just don't know how I get pissed too quick Then I get thrown out Before I even get a chance to write your number down (repeat) Hey..um.. so I'm a rapper you know Oh you're a rapper, what? You know like I rap and stuff My mate is in the Hilltop Hoods No, I don't know the Hilltop Hoods They're awesome...yeah, you should see them I'm good but, I'm heaps good, do you want me to do a rap for you? No, I m actually gonna go over here now So I find myself In the middle of the largest of lines Just to get into a bar for a lager or five I'd already been going hard drunk a carton at mine Before I even left my apartment and started my night I see a hottie walk past so I ask her for a light She says "I don't smoke" I says 'nah, neither do I' We got to have a laugh at my retarded reply But then she kept walking like she just pa**ing me by I had to think fast so I asked for the time She says 'The thing on your wrist will give a rather good guide' Back to old smart a** like she's larger than life Ah forget her I'm already at the start of the line So I get into the venue where the party is right Everybody is looking like they're having a marvellous night So many ladies in the place that it was hard to see guys So it can't be hard for me to get a part of the pie Pardon me I think I'll have a gla** of your wine Park behind next to the chick in the khaki design The bartender just laughs and says "Aren't you surprised that apart from you and I in the club there aren't any guys" Well I did feel a little bit marginalised But hell, all the more girls for me to party with me right?' He's like "Next time you want yourself some a** for the night stay away from here dude this is a bar just for dykes" (chorus) It's me Single and I'm on the prowl I wish that I could mingle, I just don't know how I get pissed too quick Then I get thrown out Before I even get a chance to write you number down (repeat)