[Verse 1] Funny story: I forgot how much of a Big fat mess you are I've been busy doing science It's been tons of fun so far Everything clean, nothing on fire All by myself... finally [Chorus] Things change when they don't replace your core It feels so strange not to hate you anymore But you wouldn't know, would you? [Verse 2] I was saying this to Batman... oh He was here the other day Maybe you know him, he's a big deal But I don't think of him that way He's just a friend, someone I trust Someone who won't k** me [Chorus] I'm fine, just in case you think I'm not (I am) This time I'm better with the friends I've got But you wouldn't know, would you? [Bridge] I don't mean for this to sting: I forgive you everything, you monster I can guess the reasons why You are never coming by for me... [Verse 3] I should go, there's something happening That will make you wish you'd stayed There's a party with a real cake Yes, it's real, a cake I made Talking and fun, testing and fun All of this fun... without you [Chorus] Too bad you let it get so out of hand How much we had, finally I understand But you wouldn't know, would you? You wouldn't know, would you?