Seymour: Lift up your head, wash off your mascara Here, take my Kleenex, wipe that lipstick away Show me your face clean as the mornin' I know things were bad but now they're okay Suddenly Seymour is standing beside you You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend Suddenly Seymour, is here to provide you Sweet understanding, Seymour's your friend Audrey: Nobody ever treated me kindly Daddy left early, mamma was poor I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly He'd snap his fingers, me, I'd say, "Sure" Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside me He don't give me orders, he don't condescend Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide me Sweet understanding, Seymour's my friend Seymour: Tell me this feeling lasts till forever Tell me the bad times are clean washed away Audrey: Please understand that it's still strange and frightening For losers like I've been it's so hard to say Audrey: Suddenly, Seymour Seymour and Doo-Wop Girls: Suddenly, Seymour Audrey: He purified me Seymour and Doo-Wop Girls: He purified you Audrey: Suddenly, Seymour Seymour and Doo-Wop Girls: Suddenly, Seymour Audrey: Showed me I can Seymour and Doo-Wop Girls: Yes, you can All: Learn how to be more Seymour and Audrey: The girl that's inside me/you Seymour: With sweet understanding Audrey: With sweet understanding Seymour: With sweet understanding Audrey: With sweet understanding All: With sweet understanding All: Seymour's my/your man