I was asleep when I heard the alarm So I ran downstairs to see what's going on Opened my door to unpleasantly find Somebody really just broke in my ride What the f**k? What the f**k? (They stole my XM radio) Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (And I had gone wrong) What the f**k? What the f**k? Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! So I called my boyfriend but he did not pick up (call me back) He never misses my car so I stopped by and when I walked in (hello?), could not comprehend (Pree?) Found him in bed with (what the?) the mail maaan What the f**k? What the f**k? (Aw Godd! Oh helll naw!) Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (What the f**k now?) What the f**k? (Wow!) What the f**k? Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! I decided to walk home and blow off some steam I know its late but I needed to breath Just when I thought that it could not get worse This fool runs up on me like "Hey gimme your purse!" What the f**k? What the f**k? (Said: "You got to be f****n kidding me!") Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (He said: "Actualy I'm not") What the f**k? What the f**k? (Ain't you ever been robbed?) Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Not quite, this just ain't right If you knew what I've been through tonight To begin, I just found my man and another man, If you understand. He said: "Well I be damned" What the f**k? What the f**k? (Baby it's too bad) Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (Either way I'm still taking your bag) What the f**k? What the f**k? Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (But he didn't know where I keep my cash) What the f**k? What the f**k? (And my phone is in my jacket pocket) Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (And I never put my cards back in my wallet) What the f**k? What the f**k? (So I hope you had a lot of fun with that raggedy bag) Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! (And all the lips gloss in it) For the first time of the night I was grinning He thought he got me but he didn't But that was of course Before I realized my keys were in the bag Hahahaha!