You look great on camera And you look good in a dress Your heart looks great on canvas But better in the flesh We're too pale We're gonna peel My vision is impaired Your baby is pregnant One face, two faced, behind closed doors One face, two faced, deface them all you who*e Yes, yes, but it's so hard to make you come And no, no I won't explain, I'm in a happy place. Now I need you to breathe, ‘cause this I going to hurt, Pretend these words mean something When we all know they don't. Script a happy ending Stop being so polite We'll drop the debts we're dressed in, And s** our lips air-tight We're too pale We're gonna peel Our vision is impaled Your dream isn't pending When stepkids fall in love, When platonic love is not enough.