If you read in the paper some day That some poor girl has pa**ed away Don't shed a tear If you should hear that gal was me And if you see my picture in the papers with a smile on my face I was broken hearted and that smile was out of place So if you like to save a poor girl from her grave Just find me a man if you can I'm the lonesomest gal in town Everybody has thrown me down I ain't got no angel child to call me dear Got no honey man for me to cuddle near And I'm learnin' to roll my eyes And some day you may be surprised When I steal somebody's lovin' man And kiss him with a smack I'll hug him and I'll squeeze him But I'll never give him back 'Cause I'm lonesome, so very lonesome Yes, I'm the lonesomest gal in this here town Yes, I'm the lonesomest gal in this here town