When I want to see the boys I know where to find the boys I don't go through a club or two I just find you and there are the boys To get you alone I strive You ask me to tea at five I find you then with other men And wonder when my chance will arrive How's chances, say, how are the chances Of making you love me the way I love you How many young men must I fight with To be in right with In right with you How's chances for one of those glances A glimpse of the heaven I'm longing to see How's chances to end all your romances And start taking your chances with me [alternate bridge:] My castle will need some restoring Ceiling and flooring Furniture, too