I'm the lonesomest gal in town Everybody has thrown me down I got no angel child to ever call me "dear" Got no honey man for me to cuddle near But I'm learnin' to roll my eyes And someday you may be surprised When I steal someone's lovin' man And kiss him with a smack I'll hug him and I'll squeeze him But I'll never give him back 'Cause I'm lonesome, so very lonesome I'm the lonesomest gal in this here town If you read in the papers some day That some poor girl has pa**ed away Don't shed a tear if you should hear That gal was me and if you see My picture in the paper with a smile on my face I was broken-hearted that smile was out of place If you wanna save a gal from her grave Find me a man if you can I'm the lonesomest gal in town Everybody is throwin' me down I got no angel child to ever call me "dear" Got no honey man for me to cuddle near But I'm learnin'; I'm gonna roll my eyes And someday you're gonna be surprised When I steal someone's lovin' man And kiss him with a smack I'll hug him and I'll squeeze him But I'll never give him back 'Cause I'm lonesome, so very lonesome I'm the lonesomest gal in this or any other town